The $0 Homepage
This page was built to make exactly $0. There are permanent ad spots below. No one's buying. Keep it that way. You'll notice there's no CTA in this hero section.
Negative ROI — You will lose money. Not maybe. Definitely. This is a financial black hole.
Curated rejection — I reserve the right to not take your money. Not everyone deserves to waste $101.
No traffic guaranteed — We promise absolutely zero visitors. If someone does show up, it's a bug.
Expensive — $101 per spot, not $99. We don't do psychological pricing here. You'll pay a full dollar more and feel it.
Too many spots left — There is no scarcity. No urgency. No "only 3 left!" We have infinite supply and we're proud of it.
Unlimited time — No deadline, no countdown timer, no flash sale. Take a year. Take ten. We're not going anywhere.
Email only — No checkout button. No Stripe. You have to write an actual email like it's 2003.
No promo, ever — No discount code, no referral program, no "first spot free." The price is the price is the price.
Spots
0 / ∞ sold
Your title here
This is where your description goes. Make it catchy.
To buy a spot, send an email. Yes, an email. In 2026. That's part of the experience.
How it doesn't work
You send an email to hello@zerodollarhomepage.com. Provide an image (16:9 ratio), a title, a description, and a link. Then wait.
I may or may not reply with a Stripe link. Depends on my mood, my schedule, and whether I feel like taking your money that day.
Your image, name, or logo appears on a website no one visits. Congratulations.
Frequently unasked questions
Why $101?
Because $99 is a psychological trick, and we respect you too much for that. You'll pay the extra $2 and you'll know it.
Why do I have to send an email?
Friction. If a Stripe checkout is too easy, an email is just right. We want you to really think about this.
What do I get?
A tile with your image on a black page that no one visits. That's it. No analytics, no dashboard, no support.
Can I get a refund?
Sure. Send another email. I'll think about it.
Is this a scam?
Scams usually promise value. We're promising none. Make of that what you will.
Still here?
You've scrolled through an entire page that told you not to buy anything. That takes commitment. Might as well commit a little harder.
Send an email anywaySeriously, that's the whole checkout process. An email.